( Guide To My Memories )

Date:	2020-01-01 00:00
Subject:	The Hamster Interaction Experimental Laboratory
Security:	Public
Mood:	curious

Well, this idea was something I came up with recently, and when about 5 people threatened to SPAM up my LJ, I thought I'd better move things along (because sweeping up SPAM with a broom that weighs many many times more than you do is hard :o). Basically here's how it works, this is an open experimental environment, where you, the reader, can introduce various objects to a hamster, me, and see how I interact with them. We've got a lab for this, so there will just be me, and the room, and whatever items you leave me to play with. Basically you leave your items of choice in the comments box (maximum of 3 per person per day), and I'll interact with them whenever I get the chance to. While its up to you what you give me, I advise trying out normal things like pens, lamps, phones and so on, not just the crazy stuff I expect, I'll try to make every experiment interesting :D. And lastly, again its up to you, but don't send me too many painful things, please :o?

The Hamster Interaction Experimental Laboratory is now open for business.

Experiments Completed: 7
Experiments Pending: 3
Last Experiment: 14th September 2005

Note: For the purposes of these experiments I am referred to as "Subject".

Another Note: I changed the date on this so it should always be up front, aren't I clever :D?

SUPER NOTE: I do intend to do these, although I don't know how many more I can fit in one entry, but even though it's been like, forever, I still intend to do them some time.
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Date:	2008-12-23 21:00
Subject:	An Early Christmas Present
Security:	Public
Mood:	rejuvenated

Haha, every time I write an entry this interface gets more fiddly XD. LJ, flashy extras before core functionality eh?

I'm gonna yet again make some effort to be concise here, fully aware that I may and probably will fail, but hey, better chances if I try than not, right? Anyway, I've got 3 things to share, 2 opening acts and then the main event.

( Things And Me )

Date:	2008-07-09 21:43
Subject:	Me And My Life
Security:	Public
Mood:	thoughtful

Every time I come back and make another entry, I seem to remark on how long it's been since my last one. I think that's just a detail of how I live, I do a lot of things, so much that I'm too busy doing them to write about them, more often than not, I'd rather do more of these things, or other things, and those who are interested are either there at the time, will see later, or I let them know personally. That's something I'll come back to shortly in this post, but in any case, I don't think I'm the journaling type, I only got this because a friend nagged me into it, although I'm grateful that she did, even if it's not been what an LJ is to some, I've had a number of fun times thanks to this place, and it was responsible for giving form to a personal character of mine, Zone, he owes his species to the mood emotes I use here. So yeah, I'm definitely grateful to that one friend for convincing me to get an LJ, even if I rarely use it these days.

Date:	2007-09-19 20:57
Subject:	Sanctioned Vandalism And Harassment
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

Hehe, man, I'm suddenly using this place again. I've been saying to myself and others I'm working through a lot of one-time work that's difficult and time-consuming, but once it's done it's done, maybe I can take this as a sign there's some truth to that XD. Anyway, I have a little story to tell.

PS: Updated and complete.

Date:	2007-09-14 15:27
Subject:	Behold, Another Entry
Security:	Public
Mood:	sleepy

Hehehe, figures, I don't post here for half a year then post twice in what, less than a week XD? Well there's a reason.

Date:	2007-09-07 22:57
Subject:	Still Ticking
Security:	Public
Mood:	productive

Hehe, like I said about half a year ago, I don't find much time for this place XD. I'm so busy doing stuff that I hardly find time to write about it. Still, for anyone who's interested, I have a sneaking suspicion that'll consist almost entirely of people I link to this myself XD, here's what's up with your tyrannous neighbourhood furball.

Date:	2007-02-21 17:47
Subject:	The Answer Is 42
Security:	Public
Mood:	bouncy

Hehe, I really struggle to find time for this place XD, not that I don't like it, I'm just, busy with a lot of stuff. That said, even if I did have more time, I don't think I'm the type to record stuff going on in my life unless it's somewhat significant, to me at least. That said, here comes something fairly meaningful to me!

This is an archive for my Devil May Cry based story Original Crisis, starring me, Zone The Tyrant Hamster, and also Reiko and Arson, who both belong to my awesome friend bustahead ^^. Reviews and feedback can be made on FF.net here, which has all of this content save the last chapter, which is a bonus for my close friends :).

( Original Crisis )

Date:	2006-09-16 19:54
Subject:	This Rodent Lives On
Security:	Public
Mood:	optimistic

Hehe, hey all :D, it's been a little while since I've made a proper update, besides that drabbles thing. I know I've left this place pretty inactive for a while, but for those who wondered I'm not abandoning it, things have just been busy as I'll explain here, which is just an entry to do that and let everyone who wants to, know what's up with me :).

Date:	2006-09-01 02:38
Subject:	Requestable Drabbles
Security:	Public
Mood:	creative

OK, hehe, been a while since I've used this place, but rest assured, I have not abandoned here :D, just been busy in a number of ways, I'm intending to renovate this place to use it for such things again soon, but that's another story.

Anyway, my good friend galatea23 did this request a drabble but only if you offer to do 5 in your own LJ thing here, and I requested, she supplied, and so here I am. In this way the cycle of distractions from the futility of your pitiful lives, I mean, the social interaction, continues XD.

So as I understand it, I post the numbers 1 through 5 and the first five people to request drabbles fill those spots, and I write a drabble as per their request, a 100 word story to those wondering (as I once did :o...), on the pairing or topic or whatever of their choice, sounds simple :D.

1: myprecious1ring: Davey Jones (PotC2)/Zone
2: gryffindorstef: Ada/Jill
3: laryna6: Sparda/Eva
4: bustahead: Hade/Reiko
5: incensa_sidera: Wolverine

However, because I'm a scheming little rodent, I'm going to say anyone after the first 5 can request a drabble, if, in return they check out and review at least one chapter of my story on FF.net which a good friend of mine is hosting, which can be found here ^^. I ask only that you read the first chapter, more is appreciated but if you don't want to, just the first and a review with a couple of sentences on what you thought, good and bad points maybe or some such, and in return, I do you a drabble, perhaps I could do you one per chapter you review, or some such, I'm sure negotiations can be entered into 8).

With that said, request away ^^, and if you're feeling daring please, ask daringly, I'd enjoy an excuse to write something bold and shocking XD. Who knows, if I do good enough maybe someone will even ask me to do one of me, Zone The Tyrant Hamster, intimately paired with someone, hehe... Shoot, here I am thinking of a hot babe and I'll probably end up being put in a yaoi, no rest for the wicked :o.

Date:	2006-06-19 21:46
Subject:	Seeking Council (a short story starring Zone)
Security:	Public
Mood:	naughty

Date:	2006-05-18 21:50
Subject:	I'm In Love With An Angel...
Security:	Public
Mood:	loved

Date:	2006-05-08 18:24
Subject:	50 Sentences: A Tyrant's Point Of View
Security:	Public
Mood:	restless

Over recent times, many of my friends have taken part in a sort of, writing trend. This trend is to take a list of words, usually 50, and expand each one into a sentence which includes said word (or at least one similar to it) and is about a certain subject, usually a pairing of characters. I quite enjoy reading these, although I might just be getting the slightest sweet tooth with them now :P, heheh, just playing, but anyway, I thought I'd try my paw at it, for fun. However, while a favourite pairing is great and all, I've got a much cooler idea in mind, me XD, hehe, or more accurately, some points of view I have, observations I've made, or just funny things I feel like saying. So without further ado, I give you 50 sentences, from the point of view of a tyrant, that being me ^^ (warning: mild (im)mature themes).

Date:	2006-04-11 15:20
Subject:	Honest Dishonesty
Security:	Public
Mood:	accomplished

Hey everyone :D, hehe, I'm back from holiday, which I won't bore you with save to say it was awesome 8), and with my return bring you my latest story starring Zone, the (aspiring) tyrant hamster!

OK, you don't all have to break into applause at once XD, hehe, anyway this is something of a milestone for the rodent, since this time he's going it alone, usually he appears in stories alongside other original characters, such as Arson, Reiko or Hade from the kickassness that is bustahead, for example. However, this time, Zone is going to see if he can make it by himself, if he can really carry a good story solo. I just want to say this is my first try at this new angle, and I still want to write other stories, with Zone and other characters, and other things too, but I'm just expanding out and trying to develop the little guy in this story. Also about some of the parts of the story reflecting his character, I'm a little nervous Zone might come across wrong to some, since his character is somewhat complex and a little confused and conflicting itself, but while I don't want to state here and now explicitly how he ticks, so to speak, since that takes all the fun out of figuring him out for yourself, I will happily explain anything anyone is curious enough to ask about :). I just wanted to say that he does make sense, and add up, just in an unusual way, so, if he seems to not be making sense as a persona, that's me failing to capture him properly in words, my bad if that happens :o. Oh and one last note, if the ending seems drawn out a bit, it's meant to be Zone sort of wrapping up his thoughts nice and tight to sleep with, the fact is he could go on about that subject for many, many times that over, but, well, you can ask him if you're curious or missing something, he'll be happy, if perhaps a little smart-mouthed, to explain XD. Anyway, on with the story, I'm trying to balance elements of plot and character and humour, so comments from a simple complement or criticism to in-depth reviews are all welcomed, I want to write well and improve, but most of all I want people to enjoy reading stories about Zone, I figure the better I write him, the more people can enjoy them, so, that's the ultimate aim, hope you all enjoy the story ^^.

Date:	2006-03-06 23:39
Subject:	Tyrant Phrase Generator
Security:	Public
Mood:	devious

This is something I did for fun, for a challenge and to prove to myself and the rest of the world that I could XP, hehehe. Since I'm such a generous tyrant, I even decided to share the fun as a show of integrity, after all, I have a moral code, just not the conventional one XD. Hehe, anyway, here's how it works, basically once you've picked what kind of phrase you want, take a dice (regular 6-sided) and roll it 3 times, getting your results off the first, second and third list in the category you picked respectively. Put them together in that order and one ZOMFGWTFBBQ later (optional) you've got your scything tyrannical phrase 8). If you don't have a dice then you can use something else, for example your birthday, in which case take 6 away from the day of the month until the value is under 7, for month take 6 away from it if you were born July or later, and for year, you could take 6 away from the last digit if it's a 7 or over, or better yet use your initiative, I'm a tyrant not a baby-sitter :P, hehe. Anyway, take your pick, have fun and please, share your results and opinions in comments ^^, and remember if you ever find yourself in a tight spot and make use of one of these phrases, give a little thanks (and credit if possible) to Zone, the hamster who shared them with you ;).

Date:	2006-02-18 02:10
Subject:	Happy Birthday Zoom ^^!
Security:	Public
Mood:	optimistic

Hehe, for those who didn't guess, it's zeher's, also known as Zoom's, birthday today, and this is my present to her, it's not the biggest or best or anything (she did only give me a day's notice XP), but Zoom, this is for you buddy, a small token of thanks for being such an awesome friend, to me and others, hope you like it :), and for anyone else who reads it, hope you enjoy it too :D (oh and thanks and credit to V for the story idea, thanks buddy ^^).

Date:	2006-02-16 17:51
Subject:	Friendly Reunion ^^
Security:	Public
Mood:	pleased

This has been a while coming, sorry about the wait, I've been buried with everything lately, now I've finally got some time to myself to just relax... Then write this :D. Hehe, oh, right, I should say what this is about, for those of you wondering. Well, long story short, a long time ago in a city a few hours by train away from where I live, I met up with my truly awesome friend Simi, AKA bustahead 8), which you can read about here, if you like. Anyway, last weekend, I finally got to see her again ^^, we talk online a lot but meeting her is still so much cooler :). Also another friend of hers was visiting her, like me, but for the first time, so the three of us, me, Simi and Rose (who doesn't have an LJ to my knowledge, she is a writer though :D) basically had a great time from late Friday to late Sunday, recounted here, with commentary from Zone the tyrant hamster in brackets as requested (Zone: Basically people can't get enough of me, and who can blame them :P?).
( Dare You Read On? )

Date:	2006-01-13 17:13
Subject:	Will The Horror Never End?
Security:	Public
Mood:	scared

A few of you might remember my chilling experience with Burger King recently, I've never trusted them anyway, I mean they're Kings, and kings or any kind of legitimate authority are bad news for tyrants :o. Anyway, I recently went out to purchase a few CDs I really wanted, Muse by the way, yay ^^! Once I got there I was hungry and low and behold, before me I see a Burger King. Now I am at once repulsed and intrigued by this rival of mine, and realise I haven't been to one for a long time, who knows what devious deeds they may be up to unmonitored? Not me for one, and I wasn't happy about that, what kind of tyrant can't even do a little light spying? Again, not me for one, so I decided to investigate, confident they wouldn't suspect a thing. Did I walk into a trap, or were they simply waiting for me, however long I avoided them? I still don't know, all I know is, I wasn't prepared for what lay under that crowned burger.

( Take Heed, For What Lies Beyond Carries With It Unknown Peril )

This is a short fiction written for Laryna's Christmas (and other seasonal festivities) fic contest, it's not very long or deep or anything, it's just meant to be a light, easy read as in the spirit of festive fun :D. This takes place in a standard AU after DMC3 (hence my using a different icon), Dante, Lady and Vergil all work at Dante’s Devil May Cry office from the third game (rebuilt). Oh and I wrote this, so it's silly and cheeky, you have been warned XP.

( Fun With Rubber )